Yup so the first real ride in about a year! Time to get the MOT done ready to return to Continue reading “Coffee Cake, MOT and West London Yamaha”
Well after I smashed the crap out of my back, my bike lay abandoned for over 6 months. I couldn’t Continue reading “Will it start – 6 months and 22 mins later. (FULL VERSION)”
A ride in the sun from last year before the world went to ****. Ah i long for these days Continue reading “What a Day – missing the motorbike rides?”
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First off I can not sit at a computer for too long Continue reading “The Last Ride”
Ha got you! There is no fun with siatica. Now siatica for those of you that don’t know is usually cased by a buldging disc in your back pushing on the siatic nerve in your lower back (can be other causes) which is a pain in the back and a most intense pain down your leg. Now if you got the lite version it will disappear in 2 weeks. You lucky b’stard. Otherwise you find yourself inside a MRI getting a spinal scan. The technician will then look at the scan in shock and ask loads of times if you alright. Then refuse to indicate the results to you but cheerfully say a specialist will contact you within 2 weeks.
5 weeks later you still won’t have been contacted and when you attempt to ring the hospital about the results your get a powerless receptionist telling you they haven’t looked at the results yet. Well that’s Ashford and St Peters hospital. Should of checked the Google reviews, its a horror hospital.
Anyhow, so you have bad siatica and want to know what fun you can have…
Siatica is a bitch, if you don’t know what it is here is a quick run down. The largest nerve in your body runs the length of you spine through your hips to your feet, as well as branching off to a few other places like your arse and cock. Now that’s all well and good until one day you try and lift something too heavy or are too adventures in the bedroom (let’s try something new she said). And a disc in your spine decides to pop. Your spine you see is made out of lots of bones, you have all seen skeletons. But between them there big bones in your spine are some jelly filled discs that stop your bones grinding and also acts as a shock absorber. So yea if one slips or pops…. FUCK! Now most of the times one will slip or pop at the base of your spine, and then push on the siatic nerve.
At this point in your life you will wonder if there is a God. Why the feck did they make such a stupid arsed design flaw. As your leg or legs if your a specially unlucky bastard, decide to feel like some extra from Hellraiser is attempting to shave layers of skin off your leg while at the same time pouring boiling water on it. Everytime you move the pain just ramps up even more. BUT thats not even the fun part!
I know a lot of you feeling the same way… and as that infamous cat says “Hang in there”.
PLEASE! Help Continue reading “2020”
Time to see what tire is the best…. well it isn’t as straight forward as you think.
This isn’t a sponsored Continue reading “Road 5 or RoadTec 01 (Michelin V’s Metzeler)”
I crashed but not what you think. But the results were even worse than my last crash.
PLEASE! Help cure cancer! Continue reading “Daily Dump 64 – Smashed Mouth”
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No joke fell off bike (pedal) broke front teeth and damaged others, was in A+E Continue reading “Pew pew for tips (Need money to fix tooth)”